Tuesday, March 9, 2010

swamp

Once there was a Chief of a Great Tribe called Swampdezer. It was named after the place it was built on, a swamp. There house were made out of the smooth rock that looked like a dirty diamond found at the bottom of the swamp and underneath the moss surrounding it. They were held together by the hard rock clamps. The hard rock clamps looked like a bar but were rough and ridged. They dried the moss and weaved it so tight that no water could get through it. Then they weaved seven bundles of it together and put it on top of the house to be the roof. The sixteen war temples were so glamorous that they made the enemy think twice about attacking. The temples were made out of kamerous, a hard type of rock found at the waterfalls of shamrocks. There’s a wall around the city made of holly-mock rocks and are held together with the thin supply of mortar. They are meant to last 10,000 years! The people are called Swampens. The main food source is the caribou fruit. The plant the fruit grows looks like a caribous antlers. The roads of the city are made of cobble stones. So basically our whole civilization is structured on rocks. Even the plates for food were made of stones. The Chief knew he ruled South America!

Friday, February 26, 2010

bonus

On the bloodiest day of the year the Aztecs and the Mayans had a great battle over the rocks of Omistis. These were hundreds of rocks, huge and tiny that was a great place to make a defensive wall. If someone was driven back in a battle they could retreat to the rocks of Omistis. The battle took place right by the rocks at Hubbles creek. Nine hundred Aztecs showed up lead under the War Chief Ulimon. One thousand Mayans showed up lead under the War Chief Alimon. So before the battle the two war chiefs met up and tried to talk each other out of fighting, but neither were persuaded. The Two War Chiefs sent there men at each other. When the two Armies met hell was raised. Bones were broken, Brains were bashed, and tomahawks went into chests. When the battle was still roaring each side had about Three hundred men left, something surprising happened. The Iroquois Tribe from the Great Plains showed up with Two thousand warriors and slaughtered all of the Aztecs and Mayans. They destroyed The Rocks of Omistis with axes and spears. The after all was done. The victorious Iroquois Tribe went home and did a war dance.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Indian Chiefs war

Once in a land called The Great Plains there was an Apache Chief named Smoltin. He was in charge of three hundred fifty warriors. They went to tribe to tribe destroying culture and spilling blood. But when a Sioux Chief named orthodox heard of this he sent three hundred fifty warriors to go and get rid of these pests. So they marched all day and marched all night. Then they rested all day and when the time was right he would attack. Exactly when the moon went down they saw the apaches and knew it was time. The Apaches didn’t know what hit them when the Sioux tribe ran them down to the ground the Apache Chief knew he wouldn’t be destroying culture and spilling blood anymore. The Sioux had won but would they make it back? There had been word that the Iroquois tribe had been on the prowl. They only had one hundred fifty soldiers left from the quick battle. It was known that the Iroquois Soldiers could throw their tomahawks like Spirits. It was also heard that an Iroquois soldier could throw his tomahawk threw five men lined up. They would be in the devils reach if they didn’t get moving.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

bonus

This is a story about a knight, a border guard, and the mountain lord.
Once upon a time there was a knight that watched over his people (valley tribes) like a Sheppard over his sheep. There was a border guard that made sure that no one passed the border without an official creed. There was an old mountain lord who lived in peace with his 18 tribes (mountain people) for 100 years next to the border. But ever since the lord who ruled the 41 river tribes came through the roaring gulch he has disturbed the peace. On the 1st day of the summer the border guard was watching his portion of the border and occasionally watched the Sheppard’s and there sheep run around. The knight was walking to the town with his squire to see what was happening and eat some of t he butchers famous beef mutton stew with his old school friends. The old mountain lord was listening to the sounds of the market at the corner of the peak with a pear in his hand. They all thought that this was going to be a peaceful day, it was but the next day it wasn’t. It would be the day when the mountain people and the valley tribes would fight together. There always was a peaceful alliance between them but tomorrow would test that alliance.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

mountian pass border

This is a story about a knight, evil lord Mongol, and a peaceful man Oaken. Once upon a time there was a peace keeper that was a knight. An evil lord that wanted everything to himself. Oaken the great. There was a war called mountain pass border. The knight tried to hold the land. The evil lord wanted to take over the land. Oaken just wanted the war to stop. So all of the knights 250,000 men who lived honest lives stood on or by the mountain. All the evil lords 250,000 men who lived there lives in shame marched toward the mountain. When they were both in place the knight drew his mighty board sword and charged with 210,000 men! He left 40,000 men to fire catapults and arrows at the evil lords men. Then the evil lord advanced all of his men. The reason he didn’t leave any of his men behind is because he believes the gods will help. But what he didn’t know was that there was no gods, there was just one. Did you notice that the evil lord didn’t go and fight? That’s because he is a coward. So when the men met, the knights men had so much adrenalin. Because there lord was fighting with them, they crumbled the lords men. Oaken was happy because he knew the war was over. Evil lord Mongol died when a man bashed his head with a mace. So then on the knight and oaken lived in peace.

Friday, January 29, 2010

other side of house

Now let’s do the other side of the house. We are going to start with the kitchen. Before you enter the kitchen you hit the block of wood from the living room. There you will see two rows cupboards. The one side section is for food, packets, cans, and other things. Then the one cupboard section is for candy, snacks, popcorn, and flavored drink packets. Then the entire top section is just tuber ware. That’s when you enter the kitchen. There are more cupboards in here but let’s not bore you. But my chore here is to load the dishwasher. Tanner has to unload. But this place has so many spices its unreal. In the fridge is the place where all of my grandma’s baked pies go. She also has a lazy susan. It’s filled with her supplies of treats. Like flour, sugar, oil, and other things. She has an island in the middle of the kitchen. Then let’s go into the dining room which you can go to through the kitchen. There is a table in the middle of the dining room. If there are a lot of people, there are 2 leafs to make it longer. Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

bonus

My grandparent’s house is very expensive. They have a porch with a dog named Skippy. Then you will go to the door and that leads to the living room, kitchen, bathroom, closet, or mud room. Let’s start with the living room. For one, they have this huge wooden block that’s about 20 feet high. There are shelves carved in to it. That’s where all the furniture faces for two reasons. The first one is because the TV is on it and the fire place is on it. Then you can go to the dining area, bathroom, bedroom, closet, or stairs going up stairs. Let’s go into the bedroom it’s an average room, but more stylish. Because my grandma likes everything to be better than normal. Then you lead into the closet where you can see all the good stuff like money, guns, my grandpa’s army uniform hat, and the long johns. Then we go into the bathroom. It has a whirl pool in it. Then above the whirl pool is a set of hidden lights so it glows. Then above the bathroom rests this huge shelf were people from the living room can see a African scene with a green moss.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

grandparents

I am going to right about my grandparent’s acreage. I am going to right about this because I love going to their acreage. My grandma and grandpa can afford their land because they’re very well paying job. My grandma is the head honcho at her insurance agency and has an assistant named Linda (she’s very nice). My grandpa sells alfalfa hay and sells every bail for about 45$ a piece. He has about six hundred bails a year. He also has some cows. He owns over 1000 acres of land. He has three main places. They are graces, prostrellos. So they have made something of their career. Now about the acreage, my grandpa has planted over one thousand trees in about twenty years. My grandma is the designer of all the acreage.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Review

The genre is a cause-effect essay. This cause-effect essay is about being a twin. Yes, I have a twin. His name is tanner. There are many ups and downs. Some of the uppers are I am never bored. My ideas came from every time I think of being lucky to have a twin.





I always have loved being a twin even the younger one. There so many things to do. There was playing wich was not boring because I have someone to play with. Sometimes that leads to fighting. We always fight. At least once a day. But that only lasts about three to five minutes. I also have someone to help me with my homework, but sometimes having a twin can make you get less gifts. The best thing about being a twin is that I always have someone to play with!That prevents me from being bored. Even if i get bored Tanner will have another idea ready to go. We can go outside and wrestle or we can run around like fools. This lasts for about a hour. Then we will do something else. We barley spend any time inside. Sometimes some games end with fighting. Like one time we were seeing who could jump the highest, but when my pole when down it landed on Tanners head. That resulted in a pole stinging into my back. So I decided that I should get the last hit and thats what I did. I threw thepole at him and ran. Then he tackled me and I remembered that he was faster than me. So you see our fights sometimes get out of hand.He always helps me with my homework. But sometimes people think its cheating, for example Mrs. Shoemaker does. I really don't think it is cheating. He still get better grades than me. I don't care though. I know he is smarter than me. Theres are always pros and cons about this subject. The life of a twin is always has adventures. Most are good, some are bad. The bad ones don't last very long. So take my word for, if you believe in rencarnation. Hope to be a twin. Being a twin is the best thing in the world exsept being a triplet.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

first semester

In this first semester, you taught me that reading can be fun. I read lot more than I used to. I didn't know what to do about tricks to easy writing. Then you showed me smiley face tricks! I also had a problem writing poems. You helped me rhyme. So all in all you should me the way to be a successful student. This will help me in the second semester.

I learned a lot about myself. For example I learned that I can make work fun. I also learned to do my best or it'll backfire. I finally just under stood the quote “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade". That means when you get something, don't waste it. So I think you helped me learn that. All in all I understand things better and also do my best at everything I do.

What I need to be a successful student is… I need to work harder. Do my best on everything I do. I will need to work harder than I did the first and second quarter. I will do everything right and not just skim through it. I will not wait to the last minute, but the last few days. I will do all of this and more.

Favorite piece

My genre is a essay. My favorite piece is the one that is about how to do something. I chose how to do a football hold. I use it very often because the other man can’t shoot to my legs if he does it going to be a painful ride down. I am moving into A division and I will do pretty well. I chose this topic because wrestling is my favorite sport.

Do you want to know how to force someone to cry in wrestling? What I am about to tell you is so exclusive that you can’t tell anyone. First of all you need to find someone who you can beat with some ease, or you’re in trouble! If they are good enough, he will get so mad that they will probably make you cry. So that’s one intriguing thing that can happen to you. Make sure he not very skilled in the art of wrestling. Until you do, keep your guard up, so he doesn’t make a unexpected move. But make sure you have a reason like he’s making fun of you or I-know-I-can-beat-anyone look. Then you get into the match. As he shoots, get a tight football hold on him. Jump into the air like there’s no tomorrow! He will smash his head into the mat. That will make him tear up. So you have to do an arced headlock. Last of all, Squeeze as hard as you can and make sure you get him on his back! After the match he will be balling!